The SECOND Most Uninteresting Web-Page
(aka Sparky's AOL Homepage™®©)

How long is this gonna take?!

While you're waiting for setup to finish, click on something to play while you stare at the blanks...

Choose a groovie song below!
(these songs take from 30 seconds to 2 minutes to load)
(note: depending on your browser, you might end up with one song playing over another song. if that's the case, you can download the songs to play at a later time. just right-click on the song title, and 'save as...')

One Headlight - By that Dylon guy...
Star Warstm - Cantina Music
Lake of Fire - by Nirvana
Lola - by the Kinks (that's L - O - L - A, Lola)
Unforgiven - by Metallica
Pink Panther - Remember him? (think pink)
Pressure - by Billy Joel (Excellent Midi file)
Puttin on the Ritz - Remember the 80's?
Moonlight Sonata - The best Midi I've ever heard...(85k)
Raiders of the Lost Ark - Indy was the dog!
Rock It - Herbie Hancock's 80's Groove
Santeria - by Sublime
X-Files - T.V. Themesong

I HIGHLY recommend the Beatnik audio plug-in for improving music in your browser.
Give it a try, it don't cost nothin' =)

Your lucky number today is [[ counter removed ]]  same as your visitor number...
Since you've managed to make it this far, I'll let you have a peek at my girlfriend. =)

Here's a link to My Real HomePage.  More music, more fun. Never a cover to get in!

And if you're so inclined, sign my guestbook.  *(NEW & improved!)
And if you're so inclined, view my guestbook.  * (NEW & improved!)
It seems to be the latest fad!

Got Milk? Got ICQ?!  Seek Me here -->   My ICQ Info Page.
Sparky was here
and HotDog Professional 5. Woof.

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